Thursday, December 16, 2010

Double Dose! Top 18 Albums of 2010

Wow...Have I really not made a Top 9 List since I went back to work earlier this year!??! Just to make up for it, I'm comin' atcha with a SuperSized Spinelli's Top 9.  I've linked audio versions and sometimes live video for each track that I reference throughout this list, so click on the links and have some fun! (If you right click and open the link in another window or tab, you can listen while you're reading) Also, if you like reading this, subscribe to my blog feed on the right hand side and I'll be more likely to make more entries.Feel free to comment and let me know what you think...

Moving right along, 2010 was one of the best years in music in recent memory...shit...maybe ever! That's right, I said it. I can't remember the last time I came across so many great tunes.I have SiriusXMU to thank and Phonte Coleman... No more spoilers, enough babble, here's the list :

18. The Foreign Exchange - Authenticity



The untimely break-up of the greatest hip-hop group you've never heard of, Little Brother, has sent members Big Pooh and Phonte Coleman spinning into other projects. Authenticity, marks Phonte's third go with Dutch producer Nicolay, and they reminded us that good R&B still exists without the presence of cheesy TLC-like beats. Authenticity is an album to groove to, make no mistake about it. On 'Laughing at Your Plans', Phonte enlists the help of the angelic Chantae Cann for a masterful collaboration, as Nicolay weaves in a soft violin to conclude his beautiful arrangement. The last track 'The City Ain't the Same Without You' is reminiscent of the magic on The Foreign Exchange's first two critically acclaimed albums Connected and Leave it All Behind. As this list progresses, you'll see that Phonte Coleman was quite possibly the hardest working man in hip-hop in 2010.

17. Foals - Total Life Forever



English band Foals put together one of the most unpretentious and just flat out effortlessly energetic albums of 2010. This is just good indie rock. The operatic first track 'Blue Blood' surprises us into an uptempo drum beat that just makes you want to move. On 'Spanish Sahara,' Foals lead singer Yannis Philippakis' voice guides us into an atmospheric crescendo to lead guitarist Jimmy Smith's pivotal solo before the track's final chorus and crowning moment of the album. On the albums title track 'Total Life Forever', you hear shades of bands like The Clash and the Pet Shop Boys. This album is a perfect snap shot of what good indie rock should sound like today. No frills.

16. Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me



Newsom just has one of those "Once in a Lifetime" type of voices. She has so much range, that she's in a class all by herself. The double disc, Have One on Me finds Joanna mastering her way through her harp and piano on 24 gorgeous tracks. On 'Good Intentions Paving Company,' Newsom touches on her 60's and 70's influences and channels her inner Joni Mitchell. There is nobody like Joanna Newsom. She has the most beautifully unique voice I've ever heard; Trouble is, that same voice seems to be the polarizing characteristic on whether people are into her music or not. I know which side I'm on.

15. Gorillaz
- Plastic Beach



Damon Albarn is the master of concept albums. It's no surprise that he learned his trade from the man himself, Dan the Automator on 2001's self-titled album, where we were introduced to the world's first "virtual band". 2005's Demon Days saw the Gorillaz surviving in a fierce world of gun toting children and chaotic-decision making totalitarian human heads. On Plastic Beach we're brought to a land something like Koopa Troopa Beach from Super Mario Kart. I'm not one to relish over Snoop Doggy Dogg, but his vocals on 'Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach' are a perfect match for setting the tone of this world that we've warped to. Albarn shrewdly employs Little Dragon's Yukimi Nagano, namely on the Caribbean insta-classic 'Empire Ants'. Albarn shines in moments of elaborate arrangements like on the tale of electronic enchantment, 'Rhinestone Eyes.' I remember in the hey-dey of Alterna-rock, people would question who was better: Oasis or Blur? Well those drunken idiots from Oasis are washed up, while "that dude from Blur" (Albarn) continues pushing the pop music envelope and has no plans on stopping anytime soon.

14. Wavves - King of the Beach



I jumped up and down like a crazy punk rock teenager while listening to this album more than I have in years. This shit is FUN! Just crazy, idontgiveafuck type o' tunes. My favorite time to listen to this album, is typically on a Friday night at like 8pm, after a hot shower and gettin ready for a night on the town of heavy drinking with my friends. Guaranteed to put a huge FTW grin on my face. On 'Idiot', Wavves' Nathan Williams lets us know what a dumb ass party animal he is and then throws a wicked punk rock guitar riff in there for good measure to make sure you're bangin your head up and down. He even gets a little poetic with cuts like 'Green Eyes' and 'Take on the World,' where he tells us that he has a soft spot for pretty girls and still daydreams of being top dog in his spare time. I had more fun listening to this album than any thing else i came across in 2010.

13. Best Coast - Crazy For You



I don't know how many times I've heard people say "Hey, you know the dude from Wavves and the chick from Best Coast are dating each other?" or "Did you know Bethany from Best Coast has a twitter account for her cat?" Yes, I know this. All this indie-gossip aside, on Crazy For You, Bethany Cosentino and Best Coast put together a shoe gazy, chillin on the beach in a house with teak furniture type of album. Her songs are short and sweet, her voice is cute and so is she. She longs for her one true love on 'Boyfriend,' and the love she lost on 'Our Deal'. If you thought Nathan Williams liked to day dream, his girlfriend takes the cake. The contrast between the two albums makes you wonder about the quirk and unpredictability of their relationship. While Williams made a party album, Cosentino made a girly album, somehow both were awesome.

12. Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma



Oh FLyLo...when the hip-hop dust settles, you could be the last man standing. Man, I love this guy. FlyLo pioneered his own brand of "future-hop" on 1983 and Los Angeles and he hasn't changed what made him great on 2010's 'Cosmogramma'. You have to hear it to understand what he does that sets him apart from conventional hip-hop or electronica. On 'Do the Astral Plane,' FlyLo dancifies a soul beat to perfection. On 'Zodiac Shit,' he goes heavy on the bass to bring you through a stretch of short tracks leading up to '...and The World Laughs With You' with Radiohead's Thom Yorke. Cosmogramma is like taking all of the adult swim soundtrack music that everyone loves and throwing it down on a studio album for your listening pleasure. FlyLo represents everything that goes against what is conventional and understood in hip-hop. He melts electronica into everything he does and you never know which genre he identifies with more, hence the creation of "Future Hop." What does he represent to movement and progress in music? Put it this way: Thom Yorke, who frequently shuns requests for collaborations, notably from Paul McCartney, got together with Flying Lotus of all people to produce one of the best tracks of 2010:



11. Little Brother - LeftBack



I was crushed to hear that Little Brother, my favorite hip-hop group that didnt make music in the early-90's, was breaking up. While Phonte and Big Pooh have moved on to other projects (see: The Foreign Exchange, et al), they left us with this one last gem to bounce to. On 'Tigallo for Dolo,' Phonte graces us with his signature style and let's us know how he's grown as a rapper and that he represents who he makes music with "...even when he's by him[my]self." I remember taking a hungover nap one afternoon, i left my ipod rollin on recently added tracks and woke up to the mesmerizing chants on 'Revenge.' I knew I was hooked on another Little Brother album right then and there. Conscious hip-hop and compelling production, from dudes who can not only rap, but sing too. If you've spent more than a few minutes with me over the past year, you've probably heard my tirelessly touting the praises of Little Brother and if I leave you with one thing on this entry, its that you MUST delve into the library of this fantastic hip-hop group. They NEVER dropped off. They NEVER made a bad album. They NEVER compromised the way they made music to fit a trend. From start to finish, they always brought it. Man, I love Little Brother and I'll be scouring the show listings every day for however long it takes to see a Little Brother reunion tour on the schedule. Don't sleep on this.

10. Deerhunter
- Halcyon Digest



Bradford Cox is a musical genius. That's the first thing you need to know before listening to Halcyon Digest. He's also a weird mother fucker, with an ego that fills any concert hall. But sometimes, that's what it takes to make good, provocative and cerebral indie rock. 'Helicopter' proved to be one of the year's most poignant singles. Synthy drums drive bursting bubbles into the atmosphere while Cox strums and sings us into a stargaze. You lose yourself in his solitary confessions. The frail-looking Cox, is no doubt the brains of this group. He's happy about something, I'm not sure exactly what. On 'Coronado' he introduces a saxophone to help tell his tale of inexplicable elation. Deerhunter's sound caught me by surprise. I hadn't heard anything like this before. I was wowed and still am.

I'd like to pause at the halfway point and explain how I compiled this list. My goal was to beat Pitchfork to the punch so my opinions weren't biased based on theirs. Their list comes out tomorrow morning, so even though i accomplished my goal, you can see what a fucking procrastinator I am. There were other albums that I wanted to throw on the list, but missed the cut. It still doesn't mean that bands like The Radio Dept, Vampire Weekend, No Age, Wolf Parade and Sufjan Stevens didn't make great albums. Also, I didn't listen to the new Kanye or the new Big Boi this year, so don't expect to see them coming up. Finally, i listened to all of these albums over and over again, especially over the last month and ranked and re-ranked like 50 times. So this is it.. break is over, here's the Top 9!

9. The Roots - How I Got Over



This is the best album The Roots have put out since 2004's The Tipping Point. You gotta hand it to the undisputed best live hip-hop act in the world. They really brought it on this album. On 'Walk Alone' they give us the classic sound we've come to love with a killer soul groove. A Loungy piano and soft electric guitar layers over Black Thought's flow and we're in a trance. Cue the back-up singers and you feel like you're in an underground jazz club, snapping your fingers to the beat. This is what The Roots do so well on How I Got Over; They throw down the livest possible sound, so you can understand that hip-hop has transcended more than just DJ and MC. This shit is musical as hell, but still raw. On 'Dear God 2.0,' Black Thought professes: "If I could hold the world in the palm of these...hands, i would prolly do away with these anomalies, everybody checking for the new award nominees, wars and atrocities, ignorin' the prophecies , more beef and broccoli, corporate monopoly, weak world economy...." Damn...that's just sick. The icing on the cake for me was the inclusion of hip-hop's hardest working man in 2010, Phonte Coleman, on 2 of the tracks, not to mention collaborations with Joanna Newsom and John Legend. How I Got Over saw The Roots rockin in a major way.

8. The Arcade Fire - The Suburbs




Ok, I get it now.... I never understood why the Arcade Fire had such a massive following. I was into 'em, but never really grasped the big picture. Well, that all changed at the Greek Theater in Berkeley on October 2nd. Never have i seen a crowd vibe with a band quite like this. I immersed myself in The Suburbs and saw this as another band whose sound was maturing. The album touches on that very maturity. Notions of growing up and where you came from, as being so much of who you've become, are discussed in their songs. On 'We Used to Wait', the band produced a customizable interactive video, using a google maps plug in, where satellite photos of the street you grew up on are weaved in to personalize the video as a soundtrack to where you grew up (Google Chrome is recomened, here: We Used to Wait video). 'Sprawl II', sees singer Regine Chassagne taking over for lead singer Win Butler to show the band's ability to interchange the male and female vocals and achieve the same grandeur. Big time band, makes big time album and puts on big time concerts. Best show I saw all year. Boom.

7. Local Natives
- Gorilla Manor



Damn...I didn't see these guys coming. There was a week this year when I saw the XX on a Wednesday, followed by Local Natives on Thursday at Bottom of the Hill in SF and they KILLED it. The stark contrast between the sound of the two bands really highlighted Local Natives' energy. Their vocal harmonies were so impressive. It's definitely a young sound, with their use of tribal drums and layered vocals, but they're really polished. 'Wide Eyes' was one of the years best singles. They covered the Talking Heads' 'Warning Sign' to perfection and did David Byrne mad justice. Their sound has a consistent Southern California feel, but resonates everywhere. It was the most original project that I heard all year.

6. The National
- High Violet


The big dogs stepped it up in 2010. The National was no exception. Matt Berninger and his velvety baritone voice serenades us through 11 tracks that show what might be the most mature and refined sound of any indie rock band out there. On the dark 'Anyone's Ghost,' Berninger deals with feelings of irrelevance and how he will overcome his anguish on his own. No lead singer defines his band's sound as much as Berninger, but it wouldn't be as notable without Bryan Devendorf's drumming. A drummer hasn't moved me like this since Tool's Danny Carey. Completely different sound, i know, but Devedorf's fills are second to none. This is most evident on the album's first single 'Bloodbuzz Ohio.' I had the pleasure of seeing these guys at the Treasure Island festival this year and they were my favorite act of the weekend (considering the lineup of heavyweights that were there, is saying a lot.)


5. Beach House
- Teen Dream




I went to sleep and had the most perfect dream. The whole time throughout my dream, Beach House's Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally took turns serenading me through dreamland and I never wanted to wake up. Teen Dream is a classic "start to finish" type of album. Its hard to pinpoint which song is my favorite, cause they all stand out in their own special way. On "Walk in the Park," you feel like your living the greatest day of your life and strolling through the park with a smile on your face to celebrate....You put your hands in the pocket of your coat, keep the volume of your headphones to a comfortable level, and just smile as you notice the breeze passing through the trees around you. Beach House uses a synth-organ in most of their songs which defines their typical sound. This shit is just plain dreamy. Listen to it on a rainy day with a cup of tea and a book...My roommate says this album is like "warm wood and cold marble...two of the most comforting things ever" Nice Ally.

4. Four Tet - There is Love in You



This is Four Tet's 7th album and this is his best work thus far. I can't even begin to describe where to classify his sound on the musical spectrum. Four Tet's Kieran Hebden is a musical fusionist of the very essence. On 'Love Cry,' he gets you moving right away. This is intelli-electronica. I'll never forget the setting sun on Treasure Island as Hebdan dropped 'Love Cry'. The crowd was just prepping for the evening that lay ahead and our mood for the evening was just taking shape. He shows us his zany side on "Sing" where Aphex Twin like loops are dropped for us to embrace the chaos of the track. Acoustic guitars and throbbing rhythms bring everything into focus. This is the perfect album to listen to while experiencing mindless detachment. Let Four Tet's opus be your manitou through the Walkabout that is your day. (Ha!)

3. The Black Keys - Brothers



I admit, I didnt know too much about the Black Keys until I heard this album, at which point I proceeded to downloaded the rest of the library and was hooked. The album's first single 'Next Girl' came at a timely moment in my life, as I was breaking up with my girl and it made me laugh about it. 'Tighten Up' lifted me up and provided the most energy of any track on the album. Although, something crazy started happening as I kept listening...Brothers started morphing into a soul album. Old motown samples were used in tracks like 'The Only One' and 'Never Give You Up.' The albums deepest moment, might have come on 'Unknown Brother', where Dan Auerbach sings of perhaps a family member whose life was cut short as he strums away at his bluesy guitar while Patrick Carney keeps the beat. What these two guys do is amazing. Maybe only The White Stripes can produce music like this with only 2 full-time members, making Brothers all the more amazing of an accomplishment.

2. Caribou - Swim



I searched a long time to find this sound. This album is the most "me" of everything i heard in 2010. Mellow, intelligent, lo-fi electronica with a housy beat. The album's single, 'Odessa' first drew my attention. I was way into this, but then when I downloaded the album, every track was in the same spirit. "Found Out" uses a simple break beat on top of other trippy sound effects and a calculated guitar chord pulsating over the beat as Daniel Naith's voice spirals over everything. 'Leave House' uses a flute sound over the breakbeat. This shit is right up my alley. It's what i call "city music" Reminiscent of Everything But the Girl, "city music" is my go to music when im walking through town at night with my headphones on. I can listen to it over and over again on a continuous loop and still be motivated to keep walking through the streets of San Francisco. Hot. Cold. It doesn't matter, its a soundtrack to the city.

1. LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening



This just happened. James Murphy came up to bat with high expectations being an understatement and he delivered. This was the year of LCD Soundsystem. It had to be for Murphy and he embraced it. 'Dance Yrslf Clean' was the most important single of the year. It was the pioneer of electro re-inventing the wheel. We had never heard anything like this. But that's always the case with James Murphy. He's an innovator in every way. I knew the first time i heard this album that it was 2010's best, because music simply doesn't get better than this. I'm not gonna sit here and sugar coat this shit, cause this is one of the best albums ive ever heard. This band makes me feel so many different emotions. This is what music is supposed to do to you. It's supposed to make you dance in weird ways. It's supposed to make you jump up and down with your friends. Its supposed to make you sing along. Its supposed to make you headbang. It's supposed to make you wanna party. Its supposed to make you make a mean bassface. It's supposed to make you talk about it. And if its really good, its supposed to make you wanna listen to it over and over again.

On 'I Can Change', Murphy sings about the many different wavelengths we all go through when we're falling in and out of a relationship, or clinging to what's vanishing right before us. On 'Home', the album's closing track, Murphy preaches the gospel of loving where you're at and the moment that you're living in; Much like their music makes us feel...like we're caught in a moment and all of the things that came together to make this moment possible are important and ever present in our minds: "Yeah noone ever knows what your talking about. So I guess you're already there!" Story of my life. Embrace the moment, cause what you need is right in front of you. What a year!

Happy 2010 Everyone!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

The Top 9 Simpsons Episodes

This might've been the toughest list to narrow down so far. I, like many of you, literally grew up watching The Simpsons. I think of jokes in so many of the episodes every day of my life. I often find myself being the only one in the room who "gets it." Unless I'm around an Irish/English/Aussie... Cause they watch a ton of The Simpsons. Believe it or not, they're actually bigger around the world. They never got over the 1990's Simpsons craze. The "Don't Have a Cow Man" shirts have been replaced with shirts with catch phrases from newer episodes. Newsstands in South America sell every type of Simpsons memorabilia you can think of. It's awesome.

Now, along with growing up watching the Simpsons, I've also lived through their deterioration, which is still happening right now.From a marketing standpoint, thse guys are geniuses. They're making hundreds of millions of dollars. But the humor in the newer episodes (Anything after season 9 or 10) is just lost on me. It has its moments, but nothing will ever compare to the classics. With that in mind, enough babble....Here's the list:

9. Deep Space Homer -
Homer turns out to be just "blue collared enough" to drive the ratings of NASA's next space shuttle launch. NASA was losing in the ratings poll to "A Connie Chung Christmas" and something had to be done. We find out that NASA is actually run by super intelligent chimpanzees as Homer takes off into space, nearly destroys the mission, but saves the day at the end...Along with the help of James Taylor's unique breed of folk rock and the all-too important "inanimate carbon rod".



Memorable quote:
"Careful! They're rippled!" -- Buzz Aldrin

8. Two Bad Neighbors -
In the midst of an Evergreen Terrace Rummage sale, George H. Bush stops the party and moves in across the street from the Simpsons. A Dennis the Menace/Mr. Wilson relationship ensues between Bush and Bart and a war of the roses between Bush and Team Simpson (Homer and Bart) has a rainbow afro glued to Bush's head and a swarm of locusts invading Bush's personal space. In the end, living across the street from the Simpsons proves to be impossible for George and the sweetheart that is Barbara Bush. Meanwhile, Homer discovers that he and Gerald Ford are kindred spirits on their way to watch football, eat nachos and drink beer.



Memorable quote:
"I come to bring you gift for warming of house, but instead I find you wrestling with local oaf?" -- Mikhail Gorbachev

7. Colonel Homer - This is a Spinelli favorite for sure. Tammy Wynette, stars as the voice of country bar singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Her sweet melodies touch Homer with their straight to heart honesty ("Well...except for the pickup truck part") and Homer embarks on a mission to manage Lurleen to stardom. The songs are beautifully written and Wynette churns out a couple of classic songs, that if you buy me a drink, I'll sing for you. In the end, Homer chooses his marriage over the prospect of shacking up with Lurleen and guiding her to stardom and sells her contract for $50 to a music exec.



Memorable Quote:
"As much as I hate that man right now...You gotta love that suit!"-- Bart

6. Bart the Murderer -
Bart is reminiscent of Ray Liotta in 'Goodfellas' as he stumbles (literally) into a job as a bar man for Fat Tony and his mob. Principal Skinner goes missing and the mobsters are prime suspects, they betray Bart and explain to the court that "the boy was in charge of the whole operation". In the end, Skinner reappears, Bart is exonerated and Neil Patrick Harris plays Bart in the made for TV movie.



Memorable Quote:
"What have I done to deserve this flat flavorless Manhattan?" --Mob Boss

5. Simpson and Delilah -
In this early season (2) classic, Homer discovers a new miracle baldness cure, Demoxinil, but can't afford it and charges it to the company insurance policy. He wakes up with a full head of hair and races down the streets of Springfield notifying the world. My favorite scene of all time happens when Homer and a random stranger meet in front of the Jebediah Springfield statue after they've both been running at the street proclaiming "I have hair!" They bump into each other, face-to-face, squint and in unison shout "Demoxinil!!!" They hug, high five and dance as it cuts to a commercial. Epic.



Memorable Quote:
"Dry fish-sticks! This sucks!" -- Homer

4. Flaming Moe's -
To avoid spending any time with Patty&Selma, Homer ducks away to the kitchen to make a cocktail. The beer ran out, so Homer threw everything, but the kitchen sink into the drink. He doesn't notice until the end that he slipped some Krusty brand non-narkotic children's cough syrup into the concoction. When one of Patty's cigarette embers fallas into the drink, a large conflagration arises and the drink becomes instantly delicious. Homer shares the recipe of his "Flaming Homer" with Moe the bartender, who promptly steals the idea and markets the shit out of the "Flaming Moe". Moe's tavern quickly becomes the hottest spot in town, purely because of the Flaming Moe. Aerosmith performs on the pool table and Moe sings along. Just as Moe is about to sell the drink for $1 million (which his bar maid convinced him to split with Homer), Homer appears from the darkness of the pub, a la Phantom of the Opera and reveals the secret ingredient of the Flaming Moe: children's cough syrup. The contract gets torn up and Flaming Moe carts start appearing at every corner. Moe's goes back to being the comfortbale dankpit that Homer and the bar flies used to enjoy.



Memorable Quote:
"Hey, Homer came up with the drink, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it." -- Moe

3.5 Homer vs. the 18th Amendment - I had to slip this one in at the last minute. Who can forget when Bart got drunk at the Springfield St.Patrick's Day parade, was all over the news and led to prohibiton in Springfield? Of course, this prompted Homer to bootleg liquor, build a distillery in his basement and keep the town drunk via his alter Ego of The Beer Baron. Rex Banner was brought in to replace the banished Chief Wiggum and ultimately chase down the elusive Beer Baron. When the pointless prohibiton law was discovered to have never been in place, Wiggum returns, Homer is exposed and Rex Banner gets catapulted out of town.




Memorable Quote:
"To alcohol! The Cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"

3. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk - Mr.Burns dupes the Germans into buying his leaky nuclear power plant. They instill their German business techniques and Homer is clearly the odd man out. The best daydream sequence this show has ever seen comes when an elated Homer dreams about "The Land of Chocolate." The power plant stock booms, but Homer recently sold his shares for "a cool 25 bucks!". Finally the Germans have had enough of their terrible investment and sell the plant back to Mr.Burns for "a most unreasonable price." Homer gets his job back.


Memorable Quote: "Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G." -- Smithers

2. Itchy & Scratchy Land - "Smashy!Smashy!" The Simpsons take a family vacation to Itchy & Scratchy Land..."Where nothing could possiblye go wrong...uh...possibly go wrong...Thats the first time something's ever gone wrong." This is the greatest theme park ever assembled. While Bart and Lisa are having fun at "Searing Gas Pain Land" and "Unnecessary Surgery Land", Homer and Marge are celebrating New Year's "Every 10 minutes" at TGI McScratchy's on "Parent's Island"... Then, everything goes wrong. Bart and Homer get locked up by the park police for kicking the guy in the Itchy suit and the parade robots turn against all of the park goers. As the park is evacuated, The Simpsons are purposefully left behind. "When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sent you!" It's a family triumph as the Simpsons ultimately detonate the robots en route to "the greatest vacation ever!"


Memorable Quote:
"Attention Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested........Attention Marge Simpson: Your older, fatter, balder son has also been arrested." -- Voice over PA system in the gift shop.

1. Homer at the Bat -
The single greatest episode of all-time. I'll fight you for it too. Maybe its just cause I'm a baseball nut, but it doesnt get any better than when when Mr.Burns recruits 9 prominent major leaguers and gives them token jobs so they can compete on the company softball team and help him win a $1 million bet. Of course major catastrophes happen to 8 of them and all of the employees have to take the field for the championship game against Shelbyville. All except Homer, of course. Since nothing happened to Daryl Strawberry, who plays his position, right field. In the end, Mr.Burns plays the percentages and pinch hits the right handed Homer, for the lefty Strawberry with the bases loaded. Homer get hit in the head with the pitch and Springfield wins. The rest is softball (and Simpsons) history.



Memorable Quote:
"You watch too many movies Sax." -- Lou

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhNfRsVPqv4 ------- here's a link to the song.


Again, this was a tough list to compile and my deepest regards go to The Boy Who Knew Too Much, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Das Bus and Homer's Barbershop Quartet, for they too were amazing episodes.

At its height, The Simpsons was my favorite show of all time. I cant bring myself to watch the new stuff, but we'll always have the classics...immortalized on DVD box sets for $39.99...god...why didn't I think of that?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Top 9 Things to Order at a Japanese Restaurant


I've been eating Japanese food since I was a wee 4 year old lad in Sao Paulo. My mom and I would go out for sushi and i'd go to town on some Maguro Sashimi... I graduated to krab rolls and teriyaki chicken when i moved to LA (Americans do some crazy shit to sushi). Since the 4-7 year old days, my palette for raw fish has expanded as my wallet has too and then quickly decreased in size when i received the bill. All that aside, who doesnt love sushi? Who cares how much it costs...its delcious, always sits well in your stomach and there's always something new to try (Click the follow button on your right to follow my blog on your blog reel). Enough babble, here's the list :

Miso Soup - Uh...damn right! You can't start a Japanese meal without some hot miso soup to get you prepped. If you ever get a chance to have it with clams, do it. Or if you order Ebi (sweet shrimp) have them put the heads in a bowl of miso soup. Fantastic. My pal Mike Mooneyham puts wasabi in his, which cleanses your nasal passages promptly.

Cold Sake - Yeah, I know you like your hot sake cause you dropped it in sake bombs when you were in college (and some of us still do), but drinking hot sake by itself is solely for the inexperienced. Cold sake is a world in and of itself. It's like a whole new rice wine subculture. There are many variations all based on how dry or fruity the sake is. Its far more refreshing than hot sake, especially considering that hot sake isn't refreshing at all. Shit...if you want to drink something hot, get green tea instead.

House Roll with 2-4 kinds of fish - Even I cave and get a nice big roll at a Japanese joint. I know they're not "traditional" and yes, it is a cheesy American creation, but as long as it has a lot of fish in it, I'm down. What I dont really care for are the rolls with shrimp tempura, asparagus, crab, etc in them. That just doesn't excite me. What does excite me is a roll with yellowtail, salmon, tuna and cucumber in it. Or you can even take one of the three and cover the roll in it. That's just delicious and it fills you up so you're not dropping all your money on sashimi and nigiri. Ok...so maybe without that dollop of sauce on top, but you try and find a picture of a custom ordered roll...

Japanese Scallop (Hotate) Nigiri -
Japanese scallops are so delicate, tasty, buttery, with just the right firmness. A pretty underrated order in my book. Make sure its not that Canadian crap scallop though, only Japanese sea scallops. They butterfly a scallop and lay it across the small ball of rice and that's it. Boom!

Uni Shooter -
The way I like to end a lot of my trips to the sushi bar. A good uni shooter will have the following: Uni (sea urchin), a quail egg, ponzu sauce, green onion, masago and a splash of sake. If your lucky, you'll get an oyster in there too and it'll come served in the oyster shell. Hamano in Noe Valley does it that way. A lot of people don't like the squishy texture of the uni, I mean after all, it does look like a tongue, but get over your bullshit and take this one down. It's a flavor explosion: the citrusy addition of the ponzu sauce, the crunchy earthy flavor of the green onions, the fishiness of the masago, the protein of the quail egg, the melty flavor and smothery quality of the uni make for the most flavorful order in the entire bar.

Kirin Ichiban -
While many Japanese beers yearn for my attention, my eye always falls upon the Kirin Ichiban, especially on draft. It's not as malty as Sapporo and has more flavor than Asahi Super Dry. And quite frankly, sushi and beer are complimentary products.

Gindara (Miso Marinated Black Cod) - As soon as you sit down, order the Gindara. It takes longer than anything to prepare (in the back kitchen or sometimes in a small oven behind the sushi bar.) It's an appetizer, but usually arrives midway through the meal. It's very similar to butterfish and you'll swear you've never had such a succulent and flavorful piece of cooked fish before. The beauty of this very traditional Japanese preparation, lies in its simplicity.

Hamachi Nigiri/Sashimi -
In Brazil, we don't have the luxury of hamachi (yellowtail), but its truly the best all-around cut in the bar and I only realized it in America. It has a fatty, buttery taste and texture that makes it taste almost like bluefin tuna, but it's half the price and readily available no matter where you are. My advice to sushi novices, go for the hamachi nigiri and a thirst for discovery within the realm of the sushi bar will be triggered. To my more seasoned Japanese foodies, try the kampachi, which is a younger yellowtail. It's a bit firmer and has a more pronounced flavor.

Toro - Got your wallet out? Ok, now pull out all of your money and prepare to hand it to the crappy server at the Japanese restaurant for BY FAR the best cut in the house. Toro is tuna belly. The fattiest cut you can get, hence the most delicious. You'll usually pay $8-$14 for an order of nigiri, but its worth it. This is the filet mignon of raw fish. If you're feeling a little cheaper, you can order a "negi toro" where they chop a small piece of toro up with green onion and lay it over a small rice ball wrapped with seaweed. Toro is truly the splurge order. Feelin' baller? Order the toro! Feelin down? Order the toro! It'll cheer you up knowing that there's somthing in this world that tastes so delicious......

Well...now that I've made you thoroughly hungry, myself included, get to a sushi bar and try what you haven't. If you're as impressionable as I am, this post will read like a commercial for Japanese restaurants.

And here's a secret of the pros for you: When you're bored with the same ol' shit, tell the sushi chef that you want "Omakase!" which literally mean's "Chef's Selection" and dont be afraid to give him some loose guidelines like "I like yellowtail"...Those guys know so many other preparations that are nowhere near the pages of the menu. And when it rocks the spot and your belly, you can thank you pal Spinelli (i just realized that rhymes...i swear i wasn't trying)



Domo arigato ma people!

Listening to:

Silversun Pickups - Carnavas
Busta Rhymes - When Disaster Strikes...
Cake - Fashion Nugget

Saturday, January 23, 2010

The Top 9 Acts on the Coachella lineup that I'm the Most Excited About

So all the hoopla last week was about the finally official Coachella lineup. This week, I dedicate the Top 9 to the 9 Acts I'm most pumped up to see. Enough babble, here's the list:

9. The Whitest Boy Alive - My buddy Blake tipped me on the Kings of Convenience while I was travelling and I immediately liked it. The Whitest Boy Alive is Kings frontman Erlend Oye's (its a crazy Norwegian "O" in "Oye") other project. And while he does bear a striking resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite, his music is so mellow and relaxing...I'm really into both projects right now.




8. Vampire Weekend - 'Contra' is the album everyone is talking about. I nearly took the roof off my car bouncing to "Diplomat's Son" this week. Pretty fuckin catchy indie-pop and a lot of fun...They were also #1 on the Billboard chart last week...Crazy, huh?


7. Hot Chip - When am I not stoked to see Hot Chip? I think Chris Trenchard and I are gonna have to develop a new dance routine to impress the nearby bystanders when Hot Chip drops "Out at the Pictures". I'm liking the new stuff that's slowly being leaked too. Hot Chip is one of the livest, most electronically orgasmic and move your ass non-stop, bands I've ever heard. Dont miss 'em.




6. De La Soul - Have you ever seen De La Soul live? Soo consistently good. One of the greatest hip-hop groups of all time rocks it live, in superimpressive fashion. Old stuff and new stuff...you'll always have a good time. Check it out.



5. Grizzly Bear - Ok....the makers of my Album of the Year have eluded me so far, hence my excitement. I'll be looking to unwind when I check them out and I'll be thinking of Michael MacDonald during "While You Wait for the Others".



4. Dirty Projectors - Girlie harmonies and refined melodies await me during this set. Another fantabulous band who'll pick me up for the booty shakin i'm gonna crave as the night unwinds.


That's a pretty good band photo, but is it as good as this?:


I didn't think so...


3. The XX - I cannot get enough of this band right now. These 4 twenty somethings from London have got me hooked. The expiration of their youth wanes as they come into their own as artists with beautifully written songs that hum and whisper sweet nothings in your ear from start to finish.




2. Fever Ray - My current obsession is with Karin Andersson and anything she touches. She is so strangely creative, oddly enchanting, just plain weird and I am completely intrigued. She cast a spell on me and I cant get her out of my brain. It's not a go around singing type of spell, but a go around thinking about her creations and oddities and never being able to fully understand where she comes up with this shit. Point is...I'm really fucking curious. Plain and simple. She's become the indie shock-value chick. Think Lady Gaga, but in a twisted electronica, "i dont give a crap what is going on around me cause i'm weirder than everyone" type of way. By the way, here's a link to the new album by The Knife, Karin's other project: http://theknife.net/




1. LCD Soundsystem - Yup...This is my #1. One of the most important American bands, who've shaped and influenced the indie-electro scene as we know it today. They've done everything from uncontrollably, control-surrendering jams, to reminding us that they're not Brits, but rather "North American scum!" When it's all said and done, I think LCD has something really big cooked up for Coachella and is my dark horse pick for the "IT" performance of the festival.

This guy is gonna rock the bajesus out of you (I'm serious):



Ok...So sorry if I missed your favorite band or some shit, but at least I laid it out.. I'm also pretty stoked on the Passion Pit, Orbital, Flying Lotus, Phoenix, Mew, Echo & the Bunnymen, DEVO, MGMT and Gorillaz of the world (et al.) Overall, Goldenvoice put on a pretty formidable party and its gonna be crackin'. As for no more single day passes being sold, phooey to that, but it'll ultimately lead to a more hardcore 3-day crowd. Which is what we really want, right? Not a bunch of 16yr olds floating around on Saturday just to see Tiesto... Party On Wayne!